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Dedicated to the people who play ESPN Poker
August 10

ESPN Family

ESPN poker players
have always been a real close family
but lately some of my kin folks
have disowned a few others and me
i guess its because
i kinda changed my direction
i guess i went and broke the ESPN tradition

they get on me wanna know Comfy
why do you chase? (To get chips!)
(Comfy) why do you troll ? (To get points!)
Why must you live out the bad beats that you wrote? (To play Brag!)
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get donked
I'm just carryin'
on an old ESPN tradition

I am very proud
of my player name
although his kinda play
and mine ain't exactly the same
stop and think it over
put yourself in my position
if i get donked and troll all night long
it's an ESPN tradition

Don't ask me Comfy
why do you chase? (To get chips!)
(Comfy) why do you troll? (To get points!)
Why must you live out the bad beats that you wrote? (To play Brag!)
If I'm down in a Daily Big Play
Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
I'll say leave me alone
I'm donkin' all night long
it's a ESPN tradition

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
and I have loved ol king queen
and they both tried to kill me
in MTT 63
when that dealer asked me
Son how did you get in this condition
I said hey Mr. Peanut I'm just carryin on
an old ESPN tradition

So don't ask me Comfy
why do you chase? (To get chips!)
(Comfy) why do you troll? (To get points!)
Why must you live out the bad beats that you wrote? (To play Brag!)
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get donked and troll all night long
It's a ESPN tradition!

You Tube Hank Williams Jr

(Submitted by Mr Comfy)
May 13

Time for fun!!


 
Softkey Leftsoftkey Right
February 03

RakeReport.net


Here is a new Forum I have joined - learned about it from Kashuskay when I played in the ESPN/Bluff Challenge (he won, dammit) LOL



September 11

Darcelle's XV - August, 2007

For my best friends roommates 21st Birthday in August, 2007, my friends & I took Shannon to Darcelle's XV, which features Lavish Female Impersonation Cabaret Revue & at midnight, the red hot MALE STRIPPERS (OMG, they are so HOT!! SIZZLE, mmmmmmmmmm)
 
I have been to Finochio's in San Franciso back in the 80s, it was world famous; this is the first time I have been to Darcelle's & it was not what I expected, at all. The female impersonators were good & sing well; I thought it was the actual artist singing. It was the male strippers at the end that blew me away, lol. They come off the stage & dance in the crowd, rubbing up against the women in the audience, doing lap dances, accepting money. OMG it was HOT. All these drunk women doing things that they wouldn't normally do if they weren't drunk, or atleast I hope so. My group didn't drink so we knew what we were doing, LOL - no excuses.
 
I have included a photo album of the pictures, which I just received. I didn't take them, Georgia & Caroline took them.
 
We sure had a lot of fun!!! I hope you enjoy the pics!!
July 29

Poker Nordica

Poker Nordica is a fun site without all the normal toad donkey troll play.
Don't get me wrong, there are donkey's & there are trolls,
but they aren't prevelant as they are at other sites.
 
Click on the link & join today!!!


 

November 03

Dear Tech Support

 
Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.   I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.  I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

 Please help!

 Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
______________________________________


REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:  


This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.  Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!  It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.  It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

 You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.  Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.  I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. 

 I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.  The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

 Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.  Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

 However, be very careful how you use these programs.  Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.  Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

 WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

 Best of luck,
Tech Support

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