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    August 10

    ESPN Family

    ESPN poker players
    have always been a real close family
    but lately some of my kin folks
    have disowned a few others and me
    i guess its because
    i kinda changed my direction
    i guess i went and broke the ESPN tradition

    they get on me wanna know Comfy
    why do you chase? (To get chips!)
    (Comfy) why do you troll ? (To get points!)
    Why must you live out the bad beats that you wrote? (To play Brag!)
    over and over
    everybody made my prediction
    so if i get donked
    I'm just carryin'
    on an old ESPN tradition

    I am very proud
    of my player name
    although his kinda play
    and mine ain't exactly the same
    stop and think it over
    put yourself in my position
    if i get donked and troll all night long
    it's an ESPN tradition

    Don't ask me Comfy
    why do you chase? (To get chips!)
    (Comfy) why do you troll? (To get points!)
    Why must you live out the bad beats that you wrote? (To play Brag!)
    If I'm down in a Daily Big Play
    Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
    I'll say leave me alone
    I'm donkin' all night long
    it's a ESPN tradition

    Lordy, I have loved some ladies
    and I have loved ol king queen
    and they both tried to kill me
    in MTT 63
    when that dealer asked me
    Son how did you get in this condition
    I said hey Mr. Peanut I'm just carryin on
    an old ESPN tradition

    So don't ask me Comfy
    why do you chase? (To get chips!)
    (Comfy) why do you troll? (To get points!)
    Why must you live out the bad beats that you wrote? (To play Brag!)
    Stop and think it over
    Try and put yourself in my unique position
    If I get donked and troll all night long
    It's a ESPN tradition!

    You Tube Hank Williams Jr

    (Submitted by Mr Comfy)
    May 13

    Time for fun!!


     
    Softkey Leftsoftkey Right
    February 03

    RakeReport.net


    Here is a new Forum I have joined - learned about it from Kashuskay when I played in the ESPN/Bluff Challenge (he won, dammit) LOL



    September 11

    Darcelle's XV - August, 2007

    For my best friends roommates 21st Birthday in August, 2007, my friends & I took Shannon to Darcelle's XV, which features Lavish Female Impersonation Cabaret Revue & at midnight, the red hot MALE STRIPPERS (OMG, they are so HOT!! SIZZLE, mmmmmmmmmm)
     
    I have been to Finochio's in San Franciso back in the 80s, it was world famous; this is the first time I have been to Darcelle's & it was not what I expected, at all. The female impersonators were good & sing well; I thought it was the actual artist singing. It was the male strippers at the end that blew me away, lol. They come off the stage & dance in the crowd, rubbing up against the women in the audience, doing lap dances, accepting money. OMG it was HOT. All these drunk women doing things that they wouldn't normally do if they weren't drunk, or atleast I hope so. My group didn't drink so we knew what we were doing, LOL - no excuses.
     
    I have included a photo album of the pictures, which I just received. I didn't take them, Georgia & Caroline took them.
     
    We sure had a lot of fun!!! I hope you enjoy the pics!!
    July 29

    Poker Nordica

    Poker Nordica is a fun site without all the normal toad donkey troll play.
    Don't get me wrong, there are donkey's & there are trolls,
    but they aren't prevelant as they are at other sites.
     
    Click on the link & join today!!!


     

    November 03

    Dear Tech Support

     
    Dear Tech Support:


    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.   I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

     I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.  I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

     Please help!

     Thanks,
    A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
    ______________________________________


    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:  


    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.  Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!  It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.  It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

     You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.  Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.  I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. 

     I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.  The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

     Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.  Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

     However, be very careful how you use these programs.  Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.  Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.  I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

     WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

     Best of luck,
    Tech Support

    This was provided by Thee-Trapper

    October 16

    How to take care of Trolls!

     
    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm & bitch-slap that mother@#$?!&! upside the head.
     
    & as Terps & I discussed, it only takes 1 muscle to flip someone off.
     
    Be careful & don't strain yourself, you may need that 1 muscle to throw your cards away!
     
    Lady P ;)
    October 13

    Tribute Tatoo

    I went today & got a tribute tatoo to my daughter, Michele. I am posting it here, because you all at EPC are family.

    Vegas Trip

     
    March 2-4, 2007 is our Vegas trip, where the people of ESPN Poker Club get together & play poker for hours on end, like they do now, only live - up close & personal.
     
    On Sat. March 3rd at 3 pm we are having a live poker tournament at The Orleans Hotel & Casino, where a lot of us are staying. If you go to expedia.com, travelworml.com, tavelocity.com, etc. etc. you should be able to get affordable airfare & hotel packages.
     
    If you haven't contacted me yet, please do so - prohta@yahoo.com, to sign up for the tourney.
    August 02

    The Perfect Diet


    I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
     
    On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again.
     
    Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
     
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
     
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her.
     
    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
     
    I thought the black guy was going to have to have help as he laughingly staggered to the door.
    April 18

    4th in Sunday's SQ 4/16/2006

    Wow - How amazing is that? To not only end up on the final table of the Sunday Qualifier, but to come in 4th. I am still in shock
     
    There were so many people there rooting for me, with their support I played the best I have ever played. I have never had almost $300k in chips before in a tournament.
     
    Thank you everyone!!
    April 16

    9 Days by Deb

    The sand shifted beneath her feet. She leaned back against his chest, safe in his arms. Dawn crept over the horizon. Pinks, blues, and lavenders tinted the early morning, reflected on dark waters.
    She sighes as his lips grazed his hair.
    "I thought we came to see the sunrise." She couldn't help teasing him, just a little.
    "We did. We are." he breathed. She could feel the swell of his chest as he inhaled gently. Wrapping his arms more tightly about her, he snuggled her against his frame. She moved with him, fitting herself to his hard body. He groaned. She lifted her head, twisting to see him.
    "Are you alright?"
    "Yes." he rasped. His lips slid across hers. She purred softly as he trailed kisses along her jaw. "Beautiful." His husky voice thrilled her. She shivered in delight. He held her tight and sighed.
    She lifted one of his calloused hands to her lips. Gently she strokedit along her cheek. Tears welled in her eyes. She turned in his arms.
    "I'm sorry." A single tear slip down her cheek. She closed her eys, willing herself not to cry.
    His breathe caught as he cradled her head to his chest. He buried his face in her soft tresses. She smelled of the sea. He didn't want to let her go, but he new he couldn't keep her. He knew she couldn't stay.
    "(Honey), It's time." The words cut deep. Saltwater in a raw wound deep. One last crushing embrace, and he let her go. He picked up the basket at their feet and took her hand. Together thay walked to the water's edge.
    She took a skin from the basket and stretched it out. The wet sand felt welcome between her toes.It felt right against the tiny webs between her toes. He held her hand and gently stroked the the extra skin between her fingers. Her hands flexed in pleasure. Webs drew tight. He kissed her palm, licked her webs.
    Tears streamed down her face. He kissed them away, rolling the salty taste of them on his tongue. She tasted like the sea. He held her close again. He bowed his head to hers, calmed her with his closeness, with his love. She breathed in his earthy scent. The musky scent of herbs and leaves, the smell of freshly crushed grasses made her smile wistfully. He smelled of the woodlands he called home. It was mere bittersweet moments until she had to go.
    "Nine days?" His voice was muffled. There was a desperate whine in the harshness of his growling voice. She nodded against his chest, unable to speak. She pushed away. His fingers trailed along her waist. He ran a finger down her bare arm. His dark eyes glittered with unshed tears. His voice was little more than a growl when he spoke. "Too long."
    She raised a hand to his jawline. She stroked it, memorizing each line, reveling in the roughness of the stubble under her fingertips. "Just over a week."
    They both knew it was an eternity.
    She shed her clothes and stepped onto the skin. He watched her fit the skin to herself. Turning away, he gathered her clothes and put them in the basket. When he looked again, she was gone. The Great Seal watched him with sad soulful eyes.Dark stains circling its eyes mimiced the tracks of her tears. He kissed its head above the all too human eyes, and whispered. "Nine Days. I will be waiting (Dear Heart). The seal slipped into the waves with a mournful cry. He watched it break the surface far out. The sleek dark head turned for one last look at her love. At last she dove beneath the waves.
    The sun finally reached its brightness to the cresting waves. As the sky brightened, he watched the sun sparkle sloser and closer with each surge of the tide. He stepped from his clothes and carefully added them to the basket. Nude, he looked at the ocean on last time. "Nine days..." he cried. With a howl, he grasp the basket handle in his powerful jaws. The Great Wolf loped into the trees, knowing he would return to claim his love again... In nine days.
    March 26

    Check out Monkey's of Poker

    Check out Monkey's of Poker - put your pin in their map, check out the photo's!!
     
    March 14

    Bluff Babes has a Winner!!!

    Bluff Babes league of LIPS = Ladies International Poker Series has a 2006 winner - poisonivy.
     
    She won due to her consistent playing, 2 wins, & overall great playing.
     
    Congratulations Ivy!!!
    January 07

    Let's see where everyone lives

    Here is a link to a map that if you click on it you can pin point where you live & we could see where everyone is from. This could be cool!!     
     
    November 09

    121 photos!!!!

    100 PICTURES!!! TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
     
    I cannot believe that a few short months ago I added 3 pics, then 5 of the people at Sacramento table & now I have added the 100th pic into Poker Buddies. That is totally awesome.
     
    I have so thoroughly enjoyed this experience. I have met some really nice people along the way & have made some new friends & more acquitances. I now have people stopping at tables to tell me how much they enjoy the website, people I have never heard of, but who have heard of this page. They tell me how much they enjoy being able to see the people they play against. June, a player at the Sacrament table, had this to say, "I appreciate that you put faces on the folks that I laugh and play with every night." Well, as I have told people, this has been my pleasure!!!
     
    NOTE: As of today, March 24, 2006, I just added the 121st photo. Amazin!!!
    November 08

    LIPS - We will be back to start a new league for 2007

    Mia, mommy monkey, and I have started a poker league on ESPN in conjunction with LIPS=Ladies International Poker Series http://www.ladiespokernight.com
     
    If you are a lady & would be interested in joining, please come to http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/bluffbabes & sign up, or click on the link below.
     
    Our league name is bluffbabes as we are being sponsored by Bluff Magazine, there is a link under links on this site or click on http://www.bluffmagazine.com to view their site and/or subscribe to their magazine.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

    November 05

    Paul McCartney

    November 4, 2005 - 8:35 PM I am sitting in the Rose Garden Arena in Portland, OR watching a video about Paul McCartney's life when he comes out on the stage with his new group. He rocked the house down for 3 solid hours & 3 encores. He played a lot of the oldies from the Beatles & Wings, and new stuff from his new album. This has got to be the best concert I have seen in years. I never got to see the Beatles, so seeing Sir McCartney in concert was the absolute best!!!
     
    I took 2 pictures with my phone because we couldn't take camera's in there, they didn't say we couldn't take in cell phones. These are of the transporters, one of Paul McCartney on the side, the other with his signature. As soon as I get the pic taken of the t-shirt I bought, I will include that also.
    November 02

    My Friend, Bob

    I have a friend, his name is Bob, itsmebob is his poker name, that I met playing at the Sacramento poker table months ago. We started communicating via the table chat & then went to email & we email almost daily now.
     
    He is a character. Lives in New York, works on Staten Island, hates the area & only stays because of his son, whom he adores. Well, this halloween he decided to dress up like his son; "I did it to break the perceived image people have of me in the office (serious, well dressed, unfriendly-people think because I don’t talk that I’m a snob….actually, I’m quite shy). As soon as I got home, I changed," said Bob in his most recent email. 
     
    I have included two pictures that he sent to me of his halloween costume. He is tooooooo cute. I do think he should smile tho, he is very handsome.